This Off White Air Jordan 5 Is Every Nikehead’s Wild Dream
We could crap a load of hype on the Off White Air Jordan collaboration this year and it would still be an understatement of what went down. Ever since Virgil Abloh dropped the Off White Air Jordan 5 Metallic on NBA All-Star Weekend in February, we’ve been frying in the heat. Good thing the first collaboration of the year is holding up its value at $900 on average. Because with the Off White Jordan 4 Sail dropping a $1,500 heatwave on July 25th, we’re a ball of sweat waiting for the Off White Air Jordan 5 Sail to take us for a water ride. Two Off White Jordans setting sail in one year is bombshell news. And we didn’t even begin to talk about the Off White Nike Rubber Dunks. Which brought in our users half a million dollars in profit on the second day of October!
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Off White Air Jordan 5: Tongue Down Your Throat?
This collaboration looks awfully familiar, doesn’t it? Well, that’s because it swallowed up the selling feature of this year’s Jordan 5 Fire Red Retro: its silver tongue. And with the regular Jordan 5 Fire Red barely making it above retail on the aftermarket, the Off White sneaker is crushing it at an average $2K. This situation sums up the brutal reality of the sneaker business. Where two sneakers can share the same brand, history, and design motive, but one will outdo the other by hundreds of dollars just for having a more appealing title. Which in this case is the deal-breaking “Off White” label. Vanilla can’t exactly be expected to compete with Chunky Monkey now, can it?
When Rubber Dunk Needs a Luck Buddy
It’s only been a few days since TSB copped a shitload of Air Rubber Dunks. And we’re already getting ready to score you another Off White Nike collaboration. It’s sick, as in dope, what sneakerheads are willing to sell and pay for these kicks. Except, they’re coming off as pretty sick, as in death bed ready, as well. The combination of the sail cover and translucent yellow underlays just cries out dying pale! At least the Jordan 4 Sail patched up elegant tones of this popular sail colorway to maintain its glow. But remove the silver tongue and red finishing marks off this one and you’ve got yourself a sneaker blueprint. Except, this may be Virgil Abloh’s intention. Because that’s the thing with artists: they feed off imperfections and call it art. And who’s to say it isn’t when the whole world is stumbling for a piece of it? Heck, that’s the reason the bot industry exists.
So, expect the Off White Air Jordan 5 “Sail” to drop on October 24th at 10AM EDT for a retail price of $225. And to better prepare for what’s coming this year, here’s a list of the most hyped Jordans that dropped in the past nine months.